He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I understand Curling. That high.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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