is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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