that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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