So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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