i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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