If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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