remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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