I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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