But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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