I cockslap morals
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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