butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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