Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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