you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Alive.
So much puke
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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