There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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