help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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