She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
