i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she peed on how many people?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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