: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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