Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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