he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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