Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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