But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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