You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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