she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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