Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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