Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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