I bet he comes in French.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary