sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.