It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are