I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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