question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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