i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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