My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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