Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We need to rekindle our bromance
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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