will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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