Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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