Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I need a beard to bite.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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