I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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