Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Come on in and take your pants off
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