Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
