we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
A bitchslap is in order.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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