You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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