I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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