I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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