So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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