I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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