I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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