let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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