is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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