This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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