There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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