big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
