so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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